作者: roly (鼴鼠星人) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 別再亂咬了....
時間: Wed May 28 18:48:18 2008
原OP是滿口爛牙的傢伙
雖說牙痛不是病，但痛起來要人命
所以還是乖乖去給牙醫看
========== 以上為前文 ============
牙醫幫我在臼齒附近打麻藥以便"動手"治療
醫生賣力的鑽~~~~~~「嘴張大一點」
我努力的把嘴張大「啊~~~~~」
醫：「好，現在要用咬合紙」
(註：就是要看牙齒咬合哪邊有問題的測試紙)
醫：「嘴巴張開，咬起來，磨一磨」(第一次)
醫：「張開，咬起來，磨一磨」(第二次)
醫生說啥就乖乖做
醫：「張開，咬起來，張開」(第三次)
為啥沒有叫我磨一磨????還是乖乖照做
醫：「你咬到我的手了，我可是靠手混飯吃的」
我真的不是故意的， 對不起 >"<
============ 不只這一樣 ============
醫：「自己咬咬看，看哪邊有不舒服的」
我：「有，後面那邊ㄎㄟˊㄎㄟˊ的」(對不起，注音文)
醫生幫我磨了一下
醫：「再試試看」
再咬一咬，還是一樣阿，而且那東西還在那裡
醫生又再幫我磨平
醫：「那這樣還會嗎?」
閉嘴再試一次
我：「有阿，就是這邊」 指給醫生看
醫生沉了一會，「你是咬到你的舌頭」
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「而且你還咬到流血」
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有打麻醉，連咬到自己舌頭都不知道
等到麻醉退了就知死了...............
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