作者: azer7890 (我們有大胖) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 我也有被搭訕的一天阿
時間: Wed Jun 18 22:01:19 2008
不知道為什麼
桃園的燒烤吃到飽莫名的多
有時候毛起來,甚至一個禮拜吃兩次都可能
一天,為了慶祝我的生日,一群人跑去一家吃到飽燒烤店
吃到一半
我突然覺得有點口渴
於是就直接往飲料區衝過去
突然,一個甜美的聲音叫住我
「不好意思....」
目測約16x公分,嬌小可愛,聲音甜美,阿阿
難道
宅男也要有春天了?
終於有人欣賞我了!!!
OH~~~~
我保持著微笑走過去她們那一桌
我注意到還有幾個不速之客坐在她們那一桌
哼哼
沒想到自己夾到口的菜會跑去別人碗裡吧
「那個...可以給我電話嗎?」正妹帶點害羞,怯生生的說
噢
最近的正妹實在是太大膽了
連我搭訕別人都只敢要MSN
還要到她閃光的,TMD
我稍微愣了一下
隨即從別桌凹來一張點肉單跟寫單的筆
用最快的速度寫上我的電話跟MSN
正當我要交給那個正妹的摩門特
坐在她旁邊那個男生開口說話了
原來這家店的電話沒印在名片上嗎?
.......
我再也不穿黑色的衣服去吃燒烤了!!!!!
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