作者: ddojjagy (ABC) 看板: sex
標題: [認真] 我女友生氣了 該怎辦 ?
時間: Tue Jun 10 00:32:53 2008
剛剛我跟我女友在床上
作些該做的事
當我把手伸進去她下面時 很濕很滑
我順口說出: 寶貝 妳下面好滑 比劉得華還滑
她就生氣了 = =
怎辦阿?
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