作者: F7 ( IL DIVO)
標題: [轉錄]Re: [討論] 零分作文？
時間: Sun Jun 15 22:57:13 2008
笨點在居然有這麼白吃的作文
推文中:
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也很白癡..XDD
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作者: WashableID (三葉蟲) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [討論] 零分作文？
時間: Sun Jun 15 22:44:31 2008
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_48874cec01009kuz.html
08年江西0分作文
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