2008年6月5日 星期四

[大笑] 倒垃圾果然危險

作者: sttwarrior (罐頭) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [大笑] 倒垃圾果然危險
時間: Sat May 31 23:47:21 2008


之前在版上看到一篇倒垃圾打到鄰居的

所以我今天倒垃圾就特別小心 絕對不要做一樣的事情


我想到一個方法:

我等大家都丟完再丟 不就不會打到人了?

所以等到垃圾車來了 大家都往前搶著丟垃圾

只有我遠遠地看


結果等我要丟垃圾的時候 司機竟然"加速"開走

(從來不知道垃圾車也可以開這麼快)

所以我遠遠地瞄準垃圾車 把手上那包垃圾丟~過去

很不巧的 垃圾車司機沒有接到我的球

眼看著就要落地 後面的清潔人員表演了一場防守美技

一隻手拉住欄杆 身體一半懸空 接住了那包垃圾


清潔人員:啊你是不會小心一點喔!!

我:對不起對不起


說時遲那時快

清潔人員仍然抓著的那包垃圾打中了一旁正要回家的太太

(她還穿著睡衣呢!)


太太:阿你是不會小心一點喔!! (一臉幹意)

清潔人員:歹事啦...歹事...

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→ aneyoko:XDDDDD 拍謝啦拍謝啦 XDD  06/04 22:40
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